Monday, November 24, 2008
my version of a thanksgiving feast
We're going to Dad's for Thanksgiving. But you won't catch me getting anywhere near the turkey.
A bologna sandwich will do just fine.
That's because after partaking of some turkey leftovers from last year's Thanksgiving food-fest, I experienced a dreadful and gruesome bout of food poisoning.
The puking was so violent that at one point, I prayed for release via a sure and speedy death.
I found out later that apparently, you're not supposed to store leftover turkey on the bones the way we did. Instead, it should immediately be cut from the carcass.
Please take this lesson to heart; otherwise, you'd better add adult diapers and an extra-large barf bucket to your grocery list.
But as for me, I'm playing it safe. Just a plain bologna sandwich, please.